Fernando Alonso crash his car.
the day after he was drunk .
After a long night in the bar.
Looking for girls but ended up with a runk.
What about that one? Not really kind
Fernando Alonso wanted a get laid.
Watched one girl on the dance floor.
He asked if she wanted to be paid.
She showed him the door.
Just a one minute attempt. Will make an haiku or something when I have more time